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Stonegear and Bellowfiz have a few conversations about the merits of their engines, and Steam Tank's in general. Stonegear favors firepower and armour in his tank, Trollplow, while Bellowfiz opts for speed and maneuverability with his tank, Jetsteam:

Bellowfiz: Hey Stone, did you hear about the new steam engine old Tonkrend has been running on?
Stonegear: Ah yes. I've heard all about those new flarged things. Armour was removeed from the casing to decrease weight. Bargh! Nonsence!
Bellowfiz: Do you ever think of anything other than fighting? I could circle you down on the stretch course!
Stonegear: Bah! By the time you got in range of old Trollplow you would be reduced to rubble.
Bellowfiz: Argh! Your hopeless!

Stonegear: Hey Fizzer, I ever tell you about the time I was riding through the canals and some goblins in shredder suits tried to ambush me?
Bellowfiz: Ah, let me see. Probably near a hundred times now, I'd wager!
Stonegear: Brahaha! Tha look on their faces as old Trollplow's gun came swiveling around to meet them. Their saws couldn't even touch me!
Bellowfiz: I would have just dropped some Evershine in my tank and be back home before they realized I was gone!
Stonegear: Bah! Thats no fun!

Bellowfiz: Hey Stone, lets hit the circuit some time. We could do a few laps and see who wins?
Stonegear: Aye sure, as long as we hit the arena straight after!
Bellowfiz: Nothing you could say will ever get me in the arena with that monstrosity of a machine you call a Steam Tank!
Stonegear: Har! You scared I'd hurt your dainty little racer?
Bellowfiz: Ha! I'm more afraid that those old holes and gashes would burst that thing and I'd be showered in shrapnel!
Stonegear: Haha! Sturdy old Trollplow has just a few meager battle scars!

Bellowfiz: Nothing beats the sound of a twin-carb, fork-ring steam engine burning pure firestone!
Stonegear: Ha! I'd take the sound of a Crater Cannon XT blasting off a shell over that any day!
Bellowfiz: Bah! you wouldn't know a great steam engine if it smacked you upside the head!
Stonegear: Maybe, but if it did smack me upside the head I'd know exactly which cannon to use to blow it into the smallest bits!

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Pilot Bellowfiz: Hey Stone, did you hear about the new steam engine old Tonkrend has been runnin on?
Pilot Stonegear: Ah yes. I've heard all about those new flarged things. Armor was removed from the casing to decrease weight. Bargh! Nonsense!
Pilot Bellowfiz: Do you ever think about anything other than fighting? I could circle you down on the stretch course!
Pilot Stonegear: Bah! By the time you got in range of old Trollplow you would be in reduced to rubble!
Pilot Bellowfiz: Argh! You're hopeless!

Pilot Bellowfiz: Hey Stone, let's hit the circuit some time. We could run a few laps and see who wins?
Pilot Stonegear: Aye sure, just as long as we get to hit the arena right after!
Pilot Bellowfiz: Nothing you can say will ever get me in the arena against that monstrosity of a machine you call a steam tank!
Pilot Stonegear: Har! You scared I'll hurt your little dainty racer?
Pilot Bellowfiz: Ha! I'm more afraid that those old holes and gashes would burst that thing and I would be showered by the shrapnel!
Pilot Stonegear: Haha! Sturdy old Trollplow has just a few meager battle scars!

Pilot Bellowfiz: Nothing beats the sound of a twin-carb, fork-ring steam engine burning pure firestone!
Pilot Stonegear: Ha! I'd take the sound of a Crater Cannon XT blasting off a shell over that any day!
Pilot Bellowfiz: Bah! You wouldn't know a great steam engine if it smacked you upside the head!
Pilot Stonegear: Maybe, but if it did hit me upside the head I'd know exactly which cannon to use to blow it into the smallest bits!

Pilot Stonegear: Hey Fizzer, I ever tell you the time I was riding through the canals and some goblins in shredder suits tried to ambush me?
Pilot Bellowfiz: Ah, let me see. Yes probably nearing a hundred times now I'd wager!
Pilot Stonegear: Brahaha! Tha look on their faces as old Trollplow's gun came swiveling around to meet them! Their saws couldn't even touch me!
Pilot Bellowfiz: I would have just dropped some Evershine in my tank and been back home before they realized I'd gone!
Pilot Stonegear: Bah! That's no fun!

Cataclysm:

Pilot Bellowfiz: What's the damage, Razzle?
Razzle Sprysprocket: Well, it's not good. The battle has taken its toll on both your steam tanks. My salvage teams will secure what's left of them as soon as it's safe.
Razzle Sprysprocket: With an ample supply of gyromechanic gears, and a team of engineers, your tanks can make a full recovery, but it's going to be a long journey.
Pilot Stonegear: Poor, poor Trollplow. At least the old gal went out doin' something she loved.
Pilot Bellowfiz: Pull yerself togther, Stone! You're a steam tank pilot, for Light's sake!
Pilot Bellowfiz: Razzle, tell him everything's going to be fine!
Razzle Sprysprocket: Yes, yes, everything will be fine! Wonderful, in fact. She'll be better than ever!
Razzle Sprysprocket: In fact, I'll go see about those gears right now!
Pilot Bellowfiz: There, see? Ol' Trollplow'll be better in no time! Before you know it, you'll be bragging about out-gunning me again...
Pilot Bellowfiz: C'mon, let's get you another ale.

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