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Kommentar von TheBuddhist

Max Crits is an <Undead Rouge>* NPC located in the first tunnel in the Rogue Class Hall, He stands infront of two other NPCs randomly stating rogue cliches.
*his guild name is intentionally misspelled.

Here are his lines:

"..So then I said, "You can't kill what you can't see!" Then I vanished! HAHA! You should have seen the look on the kid's face. He nearly dropped his ice cream cone!"

"You want to know what tier I am? God tier, bro. God tier"

"You want my opinion? Live to win, 'till you die! That's what I do."

"I quit my last team because they were scrubs. All of them! I'm making a new team, but I doubt you are good enough to join. Just spread the word, alright?"

"What's the secret? Go practice on boars for like ten years like I did. You'll get ripped... plus you get bacon."

"...Poison? Why even bother with that, just do it from behind!"

"Death from above? I've done that 1,979 times! Do you want to be number 1,800? Didn't think so." Tiny reference to the band Death From Above 1979

Basically just a NPC to make fun of a bunch of rogue cliches with the misspelling of the guild and in your face narcissism. If only he spammed strafe back and forth he would be a complete replica of a warcraft rogue!

Kommentar von Ezorde

He is my favorite NPC in WoW. This cliché is just so true. Too bad he doesn't straff from left to right very fast, and mounts Ashes of Al'ar or some other flashy mount.

Kommentar von Yoco

He's the embodiment of all those Undead Rogue players who can't help but being edgy self-entitled and narcissistic jerks.

Tread with care when going near him and never ask about DPS or PvP arenas. Just... don't.

Kommentar von Maievor

in the Italian version of the game the NPC is named JEEZU CRITTO, that sounds exactly like Jesus Christ in italian.. most hilarious joke WoW ever made!

Kommentar von Coldrag0n

In the French version the NPC have the "guilde name" (under his name) "Voleur rogue" wich litteraly mean "Rogue Rogue" in English ahah

Max Krits <Untoter Rouge>

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