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Kommentar von 104789

Funny enough, though he's an Alliance questgiver, Horde are free to have a long, hilarious, rambling conversation with him. I spotted him while killing some fishies from halfway down the canyon, flailing about, feet dangling in the air (so to speak), and just had to see what the heck that was all about.

I'm glad I did.

Kommentar von Kanfazar

A conversation that goes as follows:

Humphrey: Ah! Umm... hello there. I was just inspecting this shell here. Carry on! Nothing to see here!

You: Why are you upside down?

Humphrey: I seem to be having a... floating problem.

You: Why is that?

Humphrey: I couldn't tell ya. Maybe I've got a low bone density, or a larger-than-average lung capacity. Maybe it's all that cheese I had for lunch. Either way, this shell is the only thing that's keeping me from rocketing to the surface.

You: Fascinating.

Humphrey: Aye, and it runs in the family. The Digsongs have always had buoyancy issues, I'm afraid.

You: How did you get all the way down here, then?

Humphrey: Hand over hand, lad/lass... hand over aching hand. I can't tell ya how many gallons of seawater went right up my nose. You shoulda seen me fight off that pyreshell crab using my feet and my teeth, though! 'Twas a thing of glory, 'twas.

You: Sounds impressive.

Humphrey: I remember when I was just a wee little lad... the other boys would swim down to the bottom of Loch Modan and pick up sand dollars and seashells. Oskar and I were stuck on the lake's surface, kicking our legs uselessly into the air, but we couldn't join them.

You: That's too bad. Anyhow...

Humphrey: I can't even remember how many times I've spotted a beautiful mining vein at the bottom of a lake or river, glimmering mockingly at me. I'm forced to float orelessly by, mining pick in hand, only to watch some blasted orc or blood elf swim down to the bottom and take it away from me.

You: I really need to get going now.

Humphrey: Ya have no idea what it's like to be stuck down here in Vashj'ir like this! Do ya know how many fish have confused me for a piece of seaweed, nibbling on my toes and hiding between pieces of my armor? That tickling alone is enough to drive a dwarf mad!

You: ...

Humphrey: I can tell ya don't want to hear my grumbling. That's fine. Just don't forget how lucky you are, with your "sea legs" and your "ability to swim in a direction other than up".

Kommentar von Melilithia

Probably a reference to the fact that some people just cant figure out the whole 'aim camera to dive' thing.

Hilarious nonetheless. <3

Kommentar von bmtphoenix

Wow...Blizz was smoking the good stuff when they made this expansion...LOL

Kommentar von 708694

The cosmic irony is that there's an obsidium vein 66 yards to Humphrey's ENE.

I bet he sees it every night, right before he goes to sleep. And the next morning, poof, the deposit is no more. Then a new one emerges within a few hours, and the cycle continues. Like an Azerothian Prometheus, our oreless hero curses the makers with his every breath.

Kommentar von bomaya

" I'm forced to float orelessly by, mining pick in hand, only to watch some blasted orc or blood elf swim down to the bottom and take it away from me. "

LOL'd at this line and 'my' "I really need to get going now"... :)

Kommentar von Iliana

Why does it say he's upside-down when he's right-side up?

Update: Weird. He was right-side up when I picked up the quest. When I turned it in, he was upside-down.

Kommentar von MrGloverGlover

Found him today at 43.31, 49.80.

Utterly pointless, but I kept clicking like the gold digger I am... to no avail. Chat only for Horde players.

Humphrey Grabungslied

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