Patch 8.1 PTR Broadcast Text - Mekkatorque and Gallywix

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Engineering Trash Talking

"We're gonna show the Alliance what goblin technology can do.
And by that, I mean we're gonna blow up a whole lotta them."
Hah! There we go. You better hang on, cause this thing is gonna JET. It's fueled by Azerite, baby!
Uh oh, hold on I think it's going too faaaaaaaaaast!
Okay, hold on, I just gotta figure out which button makes this thing go flying...
Whew! This baby can really fly. Imagine what it'll do to the Alliance!
And if anything goes wrong, this baby has roadside assistance that'll come to fix it. I got a guarantee and everything.

Huh, feels weird actually doin' somethin' for someone else. Is this what you do all the time?
Gotta say, I'm not a fan. But you know who I'm really NOT a fan of?
Mekkatorque! King of the gnomes, or whatever those little freaks like to call him.
With a little help, this shoddy goblin workmanship, may just explode!
He thinks he's soooooo much better than goblins! Yeah, well, you know what pal, at least half of us ain't RADIOACTIVE!
We need to reach the engine room.
You know what I'm gonna do when I find this guy? First, I'm gonna blow up that little mech suit of his.
Then, I'm gonna find MORE of his little machines and blow them up too!
Seriously, this guy is really obsessed with machines. Makes me think he wants to be part robot or somethin'!
Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, blowing up all his stuff. Yeah, I bet he'd be cryin' and sobbin' the entire time, what a wimp!
And then, I'm gonna sell all those junk parts of his at BELOW MARKET RATE. The ultimate goblin insult!
Wow, Gallywix, that would really show me! Any more clever ideas?
GAH! $p, hit the big red button, BLOW THIS MOOK TO SMITHERINGS!

We're cookin' with gas now, AZERITE gas! Hit the big red button and let's see what this thing can really do.
*BZZT* This is sad Gallywix, my creations are way stronger than yours!
*BZZT* Who are you kidding, Gallywix? Your machine is falling apart!
*BZZT* You goblins can never beat gnomish technology!
*BZZT* Haha, this is just pitiful Gallywix, you're no match for my creations.
*BZZT* I just ran a scan, are you seriously using an OS THAT old?!
*BZZT* Really, did you guys iterate on this mech at all? It's barely first pass!
*BZZT* That mech of yours is a serious safety hazard!
HAHAHA! Take a good look at what gold and goblins can getcha, Mekkatorque. This baby is brimmin' with Azerite!
(Hey uh, $p, you might wanna hold on to a lot of somethings for this one)
You piece of junk! I paid good money for this, and all you can do is make me look like an idiot in front of Mekkatorque's toys!
Just... freakin'... WORK!
Now that's what I'm talkin' about, look at all that Azerite! All that destruction... all that POWER!
Now THIS is what I paid for! Mekkatorque's got nothin' on this.
Let's get back to the base, see if we can find where Mekkatorque is controlling these things.

gas

Out of Azerite?! What did I pay ALL THAT GOLD FOR?!
See, Gallywix, this is the reason why the Horde will never win... because you're all just too stupid!
Well, bye bye!
No no nonononono!
BZZT. ERROR. AZERITE AMMUNITION DEPLETED.

Let's call up roadside assistance to fix the mech.
Here comes the roadside assistance. See, that's what I'm talkin' about, fast service with a smile!
Roadside help here now, boss. Where move mech to?
Where's the rest of you? I need this thing fixed, not moved!
Oh, yeah, got nabbed by Alliance near here. Want me to move mech?
No, I do NOT want you to move my freakin' mech! $p, it's time for you to get vengeance for me.

Let's all just relax and take a look at this thing! The gold... the gems. It's... it's... BEAUTIFUL! I'm tearin' up over here!
Say, uh... howsabout we make an arrangement? Leave this guy to me and be on your merry way. I won't say anything to your king, and you don't say anything to my warchief. Deal?
What are you DOING?! Don't hurt it!
You... MONSTERS! How could ya destroy something so glorious?! It's true what Sylvanas says... you Alliance thugs got no souls!
Oh thank GOODNESS! Don't you worry, my precious baby boy. You'll be safe with me!
HAHAHA! Those Alliance goons will never learn! Who's a good golden golem? You are!

Alright, here we go! We got the fuel, we got the plan, and we got the hands to push the buttons to make it happen!
We're gonna show Mekkatorque that we ain't so stupid after all. Once his ship's on fire, we'll land on it and send out one of them SOS things.
He's gonna be flying back, and I bet he'll be all, oh no, I've been outwitted by Gallywix, he destroyed my ship, I better save everyone!
Then when he gets there he'll see us and realize he's been DOUBLE outwitted! HAH!
That's the part where you and me blow him up on his burnin' airship. You can't get more dramatic than that!
I'm so excited, all my chins are shakin'! One thing at a time, let's blow up that ship.

Look at all the, the destruction! This is what gold and a taste for the dramatic get ya.
Sound the fake SOS to lure Mekkatorque here.
Gallywix, $p! I should've destroyed you when I had the chance, you'll pay for this!
This ship is coming apart... you won't be so lucky next time, Gallywix!
Oh, I ain't lettin' you go, we're finishin' this here and now!
Hah! Gallywix, my Proto Layered Optimal Titan Armor will keep me safe from any of your pitiful attacks!
It's been really NOT nice knowing the both of you, have fun in whatever afterlife you go to!
Behold the ultra magnetizer! It'll keep you stuck on this ship and short-circuit your pitiful robot.
HEY! What the heck kinda cheap.... an indestructible shield AND he disables us?! You ever have this happen to you, $p?
Destroy that thing of his so I can get us outta here!

We almost had him, BAH! Stupid explodin' ship.
I guess we should look on the bright side. We blew up a ship, killed a bunch of robots, and kept our Azerite safe!
Heh heh... I never woulda thought this is where things would end up, after I told Sylvanas about Azerite.
Oh, right. The prince of darkness told me you were gonna be needed back at the Banshee's Wail at the end of this operation.
Somethin' about seeing the fruits of your labors or some sorta thing. It sounded ominous, I'm sure it's gonna make Baine upset.

I'm gonna spend a WHOLE lotta gold to find a way through that stupid armor of his.
Next time I see that little freak, I'm gonna kill him!
Y'know, every now and then I think, should I have really told Sylvanas about this whole Azerite thing?
If ya really think about it, if no one ever found out about the stuff, maybe we never woulda started this whole war.
Coulda avoided burnin' down that tree, might still have the undead city... it really makes ya think, don't it?
... HAH! I'm just kiddin'! Of course I don't care about that stuff, I'm flyin' a freakin' mech that shoots lasers made outta the planet's blood!

Mekkatorque in Siege of Zuldazar

Overview

Tanks:
[Servo-Claws] causes Mekkatorque's melee attacks to also strike the player closest to his current target. If another player is not close enough, the second attack will trigger on the primary target.
Hide from your allies when [Gigavolt Charge] is about to expire.
Look out for allies effected by [Shrunken]!
Healers:
Hide from your allies when [Gigavolt Charge] is about to expire.
Allies effected by [Gigavolt Blast] will suffer substantial damage over time.
Be ready for increased [Servo-Claws] damage on the primary tank when they are forced to split up.
Annoy-o-Tron units [Zap!] players periodically.
Damage Dealers:
Hide from your allies when [Gigavolt Charge] is about to expire.
Look out for allies affected by [Shrunken]!
Utilize crowd control abilities to prevent Annoy-o-Tron units from getting into [Annoy] range.

Servo-Claws: The caster is Heavy Handed. All attacks made by the caster strike the next closest target. If no target is found, the primary target is struck again.
Buster Cannon: Mekkatorque fires off his Buster Cannon, inflicts 80 Nature damage instantly and an additional 25 Nature damage every 2 sec for 6 sec.
Heavy Thrusters: Mekkatorque activates his heavy thrusters to Blast Off from his current location, and then Crash Down at another location.

Blast Off: Inflicts 65 Fire damage to players withn 10 yards of Mekkatorque.
Crash Down: Inflicts 20 Physical damage to all players, and 90 Physical damage to players within 10 yards.

Gigavolt Charge: Mekkatorque sticks a target with a volatile energy charge that inflicts 5 Nature damage every 1 sec for 10 sec.
When Gigavolt Charge expires, it triggers a Gigavolt Blast that strikes all targets within line of sight.

Gigavolt Blast: The charge detonates, inflicting 25 Nature damage and an additional 15 Nature damage every 2 sec for 30 sec to all targets within line of sight of the blast.

Shrink Ray: Mekkatorque shrinks several players for 20 sec.

Shrunken: You're tiny! Full-sized allies can Trample you, inflicting 50 damage and stunning you for 1 sec.

Call in Stun Bot: Mekkatorque periodically calls in Stun Bot units to seek out and disable his enemies.

Stun Bot

Gnomish Force Shield: Reduces all damage taken by the wearer by 99% and reduces the effectiveness of crowd control.
Zap!: Inflicts 15 Nature damage to a player.
Static Pulse: Stuns enemies within 10 yards for 3 sec.

Defense Protocol:
Mekkatorque deploys a set of linked shield generators that apply [Gnomish Force Shield] to his suit. Damaging a generator triggers a repair protocol that must be overridden.

Shield Generator

Gnomish Force Shield: Reduces all damage taken by the wearer by 99% and reduces the effectiveness of crowd control.
Repair Protocol: Repairs the shield generator and blasts players for 30 Nature damage after 5 sec sec.

Buster Cannon: Mekkatorque fires off his Buster Cannon, inflicts 80 Nature damage instantly and an additional 25 Nature damage every 2 sec for 6 sec.
Heavy Thrusters: Mekkatorque activates his heavy thrusters to Blast Off from his current location, and then Crash Down at another location.

Blast Off: Inflicts 65 Fire damage to players withn 10 yards of Mekkatorque.
Crash Down: Inflicts 20 Physical damage to all players, and 90 Physical damage to players within 10 yards.

Gigavolt Charge: Mekkatorque sticks a target with a volatile energy charge that inflicts 5 Nature damage every 1 sec for 10 sec.
When Gigavolt Charge expires, it triggers a Gigavolt Blast that strikes all targets within line of sight.

Gigavolt Blast: The charge detonates, inflicting 25 Nature damage and an additional 15 Nature damage every 2 sec for 30 sec to all targets within line of sight of the blast.

Mekkatorque's Fate

Mekkatorque does not die, but instead is frozen and nobody knows how to bring him back to life. Mekkatorque and Jaina together held back the Horde's attack.

The Horde is losing on all fronts. The Alliance should achieve victory in a matter of weeks.
A victory, but at what cost to the Alliance? High Tinker Mekkatorque and so many other lives have been lost.

The strike on Zuldazar was a success, but the Horde caught up to us as we retreated.
We have a witness who survived the battle, my king.
Champions, speak to the survivor. I want details on what happened out there.
I'll do my best to tell you what happened. It started when they saw their king fall...
As you know, the Horde arrived too late to save King Rastakhan. While the troll princess grieved, it was the Blightcaller who rallied their forces.
The Grand Admiral fought bravely, as did the High Tinker. But the Horde attacked with such rage... such fury!
The Horde hoped to pin us between their pursuing champions and the forces holding the docks. But they didn't count on the High Tinker!
He gave us help from the skies while gnome forces aided us on the ground... until Gallywix showed up.
Lord Admiral Proudmoore was as gallant as they come! She offered the Horde every chance to turn back.
When it looked like the Horde might get the upper hand, the Lord Admiral turned the tables!
And that's how it happened. Lady Proudmoore was the bravest hero I'd ever seen!
Thank you, soldier. We will see that you Lord Admiral's wounds are healed.
Champions, thank you for all you've done this day. We cannot reward you enough for your service.
No doubt the Horde will seek reprisal for their losses. We must make ready for what is to come.

Gallywix confronts Mekkatorque during the flight:

Not so fast, High Stinker! Your band of murderers ain't goin' anywhere! Still can't forgive what they did to that beautiful money golem...
You plan to stop me with that gaudy shambles you call a flight suit? Were you planning to sparkle me to death?
You think you're better than me? YOU THINK YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME?! Let's go, tinkerboy!
Hah! Slap on all the gold and glitter you want. Your inventions are still cut-rate trash!

Gallywix is envious of Mekkatorque escape pod:

The High Tinker fought bravely. But in the end... it wasn't enough. Thank goodness one of his crazy inventions carried him to safety!
What the...? Okay, I wanna know two things... First, how could you let that pipsqueak get away? And second.... WHY DON'T I HAVE AN ESCAPE POD LIKE THAT?
Enough! That's one Alliance hero down. But I want your blades soaked in Proudmoore blood. Move!

Jaina explains how she cannot bring Mekkatorque back:

Jaina... was there nothing you could do for the High Tinker?
No, I'm sorry. The mechanism used to freeze his body is unlike any of the magic I know.
Anduin, is there nothing the Light can do?
No. We tried. *sigh* We did have a victory despite the costs. I should celebrate with the others and yet...
I think I understand.
But what about you? How are you fairing? You held off some of their best warriors while the fleet retreated.
Better. My healing is ongoing. Don't worry about me, Anduin. I'll be okay.
It is good to have you back with us, Auntie.
Thank you. Anduin... I have heard rumors. About an old friend of mine. Calia.
That... I'm not certain I can explain it, but I'll tell you what I know.
Let's go inside and you can tell me.

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