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Kommentar von 414797

There once was a lass from Grim Batol...

Kommentar von QuoVadimus

Iron Forge is the place to be!
wall to wall ladies, far as the eye can see.
that deep under ground,
they like to go down...
and they won't have to bend their knees.

Goblin girls are all the same
short and green, with a nice little frame.
If you give them a shiny,
they'll shake their heiny
then rob you after you've came.

Kommentar von 310695

well, it's not readable

Kommentar von Threid

Selections from the book:
A dwarven pair once was enamored,
And into bed quickly they clambered.
Her forge they both fired,
Until he was tired,
And the lass properly Wildhammered.

Once a fine dwarven explorer
Very skilled in the use of his borer
Found a lass in a gorge
Who showed him "Ironforge,"
And quick to his bed he then bore 'er.

Kommentar von Salculd

There once was a dwarf from Loch Modan
Whose @#$% was a sight to beholden
It stretched 'cross the land
Over Thandol Span
From Hammerfall to the core Molten.

Kommentar von Cthulhu

There once was a Thane of Blackrock
Who deposited things in his sock
Every night, without fail
(but with a moan and a wail)
He'd soil his Sock with
The rest of this page is too stained to read.
You don't particularly want to clean it.

Kommentar von 834202

There once was a dwarf named Terry
Whose d*** was so short it was scary.
He said in dismay,
"I can never get laid,
Maybe that's why my palms are so hairy."

Kommentar von Jahrok

Um, ok I bought this thinking some of these were in there. the item can not be read. These are WELL above and beyond what id think players would make up but I guess so or... if it was able to be read at one time, no longer.

Kommentar von Mormolyce

In Grim Batol where Dwarves fear to tread
Lay a book of filth that couldn't be read
Wiser than Elves
They wrote it themselves
God bless the fine men of Wowhead

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