Ah howz does Ah put dis? Ah am a middle aged Dwarf. Ahms purty typical fer me race. Ah lufs anyting wif a blunt head on nit. Ah lufs to dig up minerals uf all kinds. Ah has tha obligatury riding ram (thumpur), Anz ah likes ta smush up anyz kinz of orc, trollz and udder hordz type beinz. But ta udder weeks whilst clearing outs tha Nexus
wit me budz. Ah fellz smitten in lufs wits a bloodelfs lass named Grand Magus Telestra
. Now ins ah knows dis is a bad ting. Fer mah mates hast toldz me dat day wuldz not be a putting ups wit me companys agin if-in ah didz pursue dis line of me tinkin. Howz canz dis be? Ah knowz ahm a dwarfs anz dis is unaturals, Butz ah kentz heps it. Shez jus luuks so durned cutes in dat liddle red winters hats! Itz wuz luf et furst sights. Wuldz be wrongz fer mah ta sayz ta hecks wit me budz and goz fer itz? Shuldz I justs letz dis dies frum me arts and keeps a squeezin on mez kinz?
Tanks fer yurz elps,
How shall I begin? I am a Dwarf of some years, and as such I share many common characteristics with the others of my race. I enjoy the finer things in life, such as wielding blunt objects, mining up choice minerals, riding on my beloved ram Thumper, and (of course) doing glorious battle with the nefarious Horde. However, some weeks ago, during an expedition into the Nexus
, I found myself suddenly smitten with the Blood Elf girl known as Grand Magus Telestra
! Woe is me, for my companions have told me that they cannot condone this relationship, and would sever our friendship if I pursued her. How can this be? I know that I am a Dwarf, and that such a relationship would be unnatural – but what am I to do? The visage of the girl in her fine festive garb haunts my memory. Truly, it was love at first sight. What shall I do, Wowhead? Shall I deny my friends and compatriots, and pursue love's desire? Or do I deny my own heart, to remain loyal to my friends?
I am eternally grateful for your assistance,