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The Things We Do...
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20.09.2009 um 15:41
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ArgentSun
It has been almost one year (probably a bit more, right) since the achievements system was introduced to the game. And with the achievements system - one very particular achievement.
. Now that Brewfest is back around the corner, many of us are finally getting our chance to finish the trip and be rightfully awarded with a beautiful
Violetter Protodrache
(that flies at 310% speed, but we want it for the beauty, of course). But how many of you stopped while doing all those achievements, and thought "
Man, what I am doing is a complete absurd! I have morals, I should not be doing this for some drake!
" Yea, I didn't either...
But now that we are almost done with our lovely trip, I thought I would put a list of all the weird things we've done over the last year, trying to get the Violet Proto-drake. Read on, and enjoy the (long, strange) trip!
Respekt vor den Urahnen
Went
all
around
the
world
, cheating old men and women into give you their
savings
.
Wasted the aforementioned savings on
something useless
.
Saved the world
from a rabid dog. With two heads. No, I don't think it had fangs, and it was certainly not on fire.
Liebestoll
Got drunk and kissed a
dead cockroach lover
or a
little boy
green-haired gnome
.
Shared a
bed
picnic basket
with a random person(s) on the streets of the most populated city on Azeroth. Congratulations, you brought exhibitionism to a whole new level!
Saved the world
(again) - this time from a mad alchemist who had decided to that everybody should love everybody.
Horde only
:
Flirt with
abominations
.
Chased people so you can
throw rose petals
on their head.
Pitied the fool
!
Nobelgärtner
Made an appointment for a dentist
. Or three. Or fifty.
Performed some
perfectly legal ear-placing
on female undead, tauren, dwarves, gnomes, and orcs.
Had your rabbit
have intercourse with another random rabbit
; they had many children.
Ein Herz für Kinder
Ditched the orphan
you were supposed to take care of.
Ate a lot of sweets
, while your orphan looked at you with puppy eyes. See
this
.
Taught your orphan
to hate the other faction
, and its orphans.
Der Flammenbewahrer
Became an expert
pole dancer
.
Almost
set the city on fire
. Because you were a better pole dancer than you were a juggler.
Hid fire in your
pants
pockets
backpack. You didn't need to, but you still did it. See
this
.
Saved the world
(
again
). It was a crazed ice elemental this time.
Braumeister
Really
tested your stomach's endurance
and patience.
Got drunk and almost died,
falling from as high as a 20-floored building
.
Got drunk again and
danced in public, wearing funny clothes
. Of course it had to be the most populated city in Azeroth again.
Saved the world (orly?) - twice! Once from some
300 determined hardcore drinkers
, and then from
their boss
Kept on
torturing your poor stomach
...
Brought the head of... oh wait...
Saved
the world
a small town
from the Headless Horseman's fires. You are probably losing your touch - only a town?
Stunk all of Southshore
with rotten eggs, or
crashed a traditional festival
.
Winterhauchengel
Pretended to be a
gnome murderer
.
Made fun
of one of your most honorable faction leaders.
Insulted the Burning Legion
by bombing them from a flying reindeer.
Was a real man
.
Saved
the world
a single reindeer
?! Talk about degrading...
Man,
what a long, strange trip it's been
...
Hol' dir Wowhead
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