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Kommentar von Corrupted

He also tells one of the best stories ever conected to the Onyxia pre-quest when you get the quest to save Marshal Windsor

"Official buisness, John. I need some information about Marsha Windsor. Tell me about the last time you saw him."

Windsor was particularly ornery that day - and believe me for Windsor, that's a monumental accomplishment. He kept telling me that 'something feels off.'
Well he wasn't kidding!

"So what did you do?"

We were in the middle of Blackrock Mountain when the filthy animals attacked. I'm talking about orcs, of course. Pay attention, will ya? All you could hear were grunts and the clanging of steel as they rushed us.

Me versus fifty orcs? I'm no fool <name>.
My pappy always told me. 'Discreditin is the better part of a cracker' or something, and I knew what that meant.

"Start making sense, dwarf. I don't want to have anything to do with your cracker, your pappy, or any sort of 'discreditin'."

Alright, alright. Anyhow, so I sorta slipped into the shadows.

That didn't sit too well with Windsor, seeing as how he was already extra cranky. We he started spinnin' old Ironfoe around and screaming like a mad man at the orcs.

"Ironfoe?"

Yep. You never heard of Ironfoe? The legendary orc slaying hammer? Yep, yep that was ol' Windsor's hammer. He told me that Franclorn Forgewright himself made that hammer for his great, great, grand puppy. THE Fanclorn Forgewright : The Dark Iron responsible for stonewrought archimentenc... building stuff. He also said the hammer had a twin that Franclorn kept for himself. Think he called it Ironfel or something.

"Interesting... continue John."

So where was I? oh yea, so the orcs rushed Windsor and Windsor? Well he didn't move an inch. He stood tall as they charged him, ten at a time. All I could see was the glow from Ironfoe and a lot of blood. This went on for hours, maybe days, I don't remember. Anyhow, FINALLY it stopped.

"So that's how Windsor died..."

Died? Are you cracked <name> ? Excuse me, Sir/Miss <name>! Windsor wouldn't have died from no fifty orcs. As sure as Thelsamar blood sausage is the tastiest food the world may never know, there he stood : He was covered in orc chunks from head to toe, drenched in about eighteen layers of their blood, but he was definitely alive.. and really really angry.

"So how did he die?"

Why do you keep saying he died? Who told you he died? I never said he died.

He went missing is all.

You see, apparently we had gotten into the middle of some big orc versus Dark Iron dwarf battle. The orcs, being the filthy, miserable curs that they are, were out early, setting up some traps and other diabolical things you probably wouldn't understand.

"Ok so where the hell is he? Wait a minute! Are you drunk?"

Dwarfs don't get drunk, mister/missy. I'm just a little sloppy.

Anyhow, Windsor? I figure he's somewhere in Blackrock Depths. That's the Dark Iron city for you unedumecated peoples.

"WHY is he in Blackrock Depths?"

Slow down! I was getting to that!

So there he was, standing tall with all the blood and guts dripping off him when who shows up?

The Dark Irons! Didn't you hear a word I said??

Well, the Dark Irons are a little craftier than those Blackrock orcs. They came prepared. By prepared I mean there were about 300 of em ... *hic* 'scuse me.

"300? So the Dark Irons killed him and dragged him into the Depths?"

Mister/Missy If I didn't know better. I'd think you were one of them 'special' peoples. We call em Troggs.

Windsor didn't have no beef with the Dark Irons, after all, his great great grand pappy's best frienf was a Dark Iron. Which is also probably why that army of Dark Irons didn't kill him on sight.

"Ahh... Ironfoe"

Finally! Put some fingers in your ears, your brain mighta have just grown five sizes and I'm worried it might leak out.

So, the Dark Irons spared his life and took him prisoner. Their leader, some self-important, uppity fella named Thauris-something, took Ironfoe for himself. And that was the last I saw of ol' Windsor...
*hic* 'scuse me.

"Thanks, Ragged John. Your story was very uplifting and informative"

Kommentar von 125408

This guy is amazing, I love him.

Kommentar von Dehik

I opened a ticket asking a GM why is he transparent. He responded that he seems correctly fine and perhaps just enjoyed one of his volatile concotions. :P

Kommentar von 242225

This guy has to be http://www.wowhead.com/?npc=9177 's family member

Kommentar von taurenmoo812

You know the first time I heard his 'story' well listening to it on my orc shaman, and even though he was talking about blackrock orcs, all I wanted to do was drop kick him off that cliff, like he was saying about all orcs.. little beardy freak..

Kommentar von tsager

He's moved!

As of 4.0, he's in Morgan's Vigil @ 72.8, 64.7.

While he is still friendly to Horde, the alliance guards will attack while picking up the quest he offers, so be careful.

Kommentar von ragedaug

The Vigil Guard shoots for 4k, melees for 10k and has a large aggro range. Probably very few players would pick this quest up at the intended quest level, but if you do - bring some friends.

Kommentar von Tiforix

It's curious that he's friendly to Horde Players. I noticed his quest ! while I was flying over Morgan's Vigil with my Undead Priest. Curious, I flew down to see what the quest was. Sadly, I landed too close to one of the guards, who promptly two-shot me.

Kommentar von Mormolyce

He's too drunk to tell you're an orc.

Kommentar von oozie

yep - he IS stil semi-transparent - must be good stufff he is drinking!

not got much to say now tho . . . .

Kommentar von Lysha

Spotted this quest from the Orc, Ragged Jong, while doing Lunar Festival - Got shot down twice, complained to Blizzard and they told me that it is basically a trap for Alliance and there was a duplicate one for Horde called Ragged John. It is the same quest, so can be picked up from your own faction, without cost! Why the trap? What purpose does it serve? - I have no idea.

Kommentar von zerkesh

I asked Shaw on behalf of John to make that monument today. Lets hope Blizzard adds it in.

Oh and if you return to Ragged John after the heritage questline he sadly has nothing new to say, which is a shame.

Struppiger John

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